G'nort

What is G'nort?


1.

Pronunciation: guh-nort

The first meal of the day, BEFORE breakfast, consisting solely of candy and/or sugar based foods.

1) Man, Pass me some g'nort--im starved... and hungover:(

2) Ninja's Eat G'nort

Examples of g'nort: Chocolate cake, wine gums, gummy worms, pixie stix

Not examples: Oatmeal Cookie, chips, water, gatorade

See candy, sugar, morning, delicious, sweet

2.

n: The first meal of the day, coming before breakfast, and consisting only of candy and other sugar based treats. This can include Wine gums, Gummy Bears, Chocolate bars, Cookies etc.

v: The act of eating g'nort.

"The men g'norted late into the morning."

"G'nort is delicious!"

See sugar, candy, enjoyable

3.

The very first meal of the day, coming before breakfast and consisting only of sweets and other sugar-based goods.

well, for g'nort you can have anything from brownies to a shitload of candy...but be careful not to have too much or you will have a g'nort hangover...so g'nort responsibly!!

See candy, sugar, sweets

4.

the act of eating strictly candy for breakfast

Bob: so, what did you have for g'nort today, dave?

Dave: oh, some marshmallows and suckers. how about you?

See breakfast, candy, food, junk food, meal


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