Go Figure

What is Go Figure?


1.

a remark made to something said that is typical or falls under Murphy's Law.

"The ONE day I call in sick at work, and the fucking boss, who happens to leave work early... sees me at the strip joint...go figure!!!"

See hipster

2.

A saying used when something happens that you might have expected, but you have absolutely nothing original or intelligent to say. Generally used by idiots with IQs below 85, who just want to hear them selves talk, and build thier own unfounded egos.

Hey, Something happened like I thought it might....Go figure huh huh huh huh..Go figure right? huh huh man i'm the coolest..go figure,,huh huh

See idiot, douche bag, boss, iq, dumb

3.

Used as an expression of confusion. It is used to state that you do not understand a particular situation or they way a person is acting.

Bearded John: I am actually a woman.

Fred: Go figure!


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