What is Go Tensile Test Yourself?


1.

Engineer's euphemism of "Go f--- yourself".

A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.

This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.

Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to leechoff of you."

meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."


60

Random Words:

1. Used during vietnam, Charlie was coined zipperheads because of the way a head looked after it had been hit with a high powered automatic..
1. Usually used in "black" slang, qwart (pronounced court) means to have sexual intercourse with or desire for sexual intercourse..
1. When used to describe (adjective): Of perfection. Ideal in looks, intelligence, wit and charm. Exudes a aura of pure beauty. When u..