What is Go Tensile Test Yourself?
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Engineer's
A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.
This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to
Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to
leech off of you."
meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."
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