What is Go Uncle Tony?
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Preferably a verb
Defined as taking a baseball bat of hard alloy to vulnerable parts of someone, aka kneecaps, the back of the skull, etc.
(Usually do to a job or deal gone wrong, or just because it was a good idea to cripple the person)
"You didn't come through for me Paulie and now I'm gonna go Uncle Tony on your bitch ass!"
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occurs when a soccer mom is watching a game, and the ball leaves the field of play striking her Slurpie, spraying it all over her breast..