Goad Edit Meaning

1.

Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.

Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!

See online dating, attention whore, internet dating, old maid

2.

penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D

would you like me to enliven your goad?

Dude, she got my goad so hard...

I got skeet all over my goad!

3.

none of the other definitions

there is an upper and a lower goad.

dont be rascist, bolt your goad.

is your upper goad bolted or strapped on?

is your lower goad firm and erect?

can i suck your lower goad?

what colour is your upper goad?

is your goad safety pinned?

my mom likes my goad.

See dais, alex, buhr, kea

4.

An extremely good looking person.

Wow, check out that Goad.

See sexy, hot, beautiful, gorgeous

5.

Simply a goats chode.....which would be a fat short wang on a goat

Wow check out that fat goad

See node, fode, rode, tode, blode

6.

see choad. also see james johnson.

what a goad.