Goalhanging

What is Goalhanging?


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The dangerous attempt of balancing on a crossbar of a football goalpost while naked, with a short rope attatched to his penis while the other end of the rope is fastened securely around the crossbar. A footballer will then attempt to remove the daring man on the crossbar by kicking footballs at him until the unfortunate loses balance and is left goalhanging.

Jim: Why u keep scratchin your balls Jules?

Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down

See rope, burns, pain, football


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