What is Goalhanging?
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The dangerous attempt of balancing on a crossbar of a football goalpost while naked, with a short rope attatched to his penis while the other end of the rope is fastened securely around the crossbar. A footballer will then attempt to remove the daring man on the crossbar by kicking footballs at him until the unfortunate loses balance and is left goalhanging.
Jim: Why u keep scratchin your balls Jules?
Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down
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When the squantch or vagina juice hardens into a ball. Usually a douche is required to fix the problem.
Insult: You Squantch-Nugget!
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When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.
Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!..
