Goaltending

What is Goaltending?


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Trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it's already obvious that this is an impossible task. In other words, an attempt at cock blocking long after it could ever succeed. Make sure you use the appropriate NBA referee gesture when calling it.

"That's goaltending on Shaun. Count it anyway."


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