What is Goaltending?
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Trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it's already obvious that this is an impossible task. In other words, an attempt at
"That's goaltending on Shaun. Count it anyway."
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To suck the nipple(s) of your partner in order to create arousal.
I'm gonna give her a nipple-suck to try to get her in the mood.
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Occurs when you make it to the bathroom, and sit just in time. Bad case of diarrhea that explodes.
Jim had a bad case of explode-a-poo..
