What is Goaltending?
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Trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it's already obvious that this is an impossible task. In other words, an attempt at
"That's goaltending on Shaun. Count it anyway."
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Head Master - a person who is particularly proficient at felatio.
Marcia is a head master; she sucked me so well that when she was done..
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true love, getting a blowjob while on the toilette
my g/f gave me a kerblumpkin yesterday!..
