What is Goaltending?
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Trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it's already obvious that this is an impossible task. In other words, an attempt at
"That's goaltending on Shaun. Count it anyway."
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To masturbate while making a turn through an intersection.
Matt Dillon decided to crank a turn all the way to Milwalkee and back.
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