Goarf

What is Goarf?


1.

Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.

"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."

See doodlez, jerk, loser, moo, meow, hockey, shirley temple

2.

Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.

"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."

See doodlez, jerk, loser, moo, meow, hockey, shirley temple


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