G.o.a.t. Edit Meaning

1. Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest. On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a ..

1. The corporate American technique of reframing a crappy deal. A companies compensation plan is easier to manage from the employees persp..

1. This number spells "porn" while texting if you push the buttons enough times (those of you who text, try this and it is true.)..