Goat Edit Meaning

1.

Greatest

Of

All

Time

(like tight, the best)

Those shoes are G.o.a.t.

2.

Tucking back your balls and dick, then bending over thus resembling the back of a goat...according to the rules of the game, the person who looks gets 4 kicks in the ass. For more info. on the game, watch the movie "Waiting...".

The unexpecting person looked behind him to discover his friend posing the goat.

See gat, goat, gate

3.

One of the Highly intellegant animals that lives in rocky mountains. These creatures actually seem to be smarter than the average human being, however they don't have all the technology because of a lack of opposable thumbs.

See bobo

4.

Term used to describe one who will eat out any snatch, pussy, vag, cutty, axe-wound, etc... no matter how ugly or disease-ridden the girl is.

Guy 1: Can you believe Garrett went down on that Sasquatch last night?, said her box tasted like hot sardines.

Guy 2: That's why they call him the goat, he'll eat up any pocket.

See axe-wound, cutty, vagina, pussy, cunt

5.

A mammal that produces excellent cheese. Will answer to "Goatie, Goatie, Goatie..."

My goat has small horns.

6.

A Pontiac GTO, particularly the '62-'70 models (the best-selling pure muscle car of all time). A meeting of GTO owners at the track was often referred to as "a gathering of the Goats."

7.

Rec.sport.tennis official definition - Greatest Of All Time <at some crap or other to do with tennis>.

Originally merely the greatest tennis player to have ever lived, but that usage has been deprecated, as it didn't cater for a wide enough range of categories/qualities in a considered player. The new expanded terminology now includes all factors possible and usually specifies a mandatory distinction be pre-attached eg.Chick-magnet GOAT.

Talent and Ability GOATs are hotly debated and considered by many uninformed/silly folks to be Mr.R.Federer of Sweden, however, those with some experience/knowledge state Fabrice Santoro, McEnroe or Nadal in their evidence.

Pete Sampras is rated as the Supreme GOAT, using the RST 7543 ultimate tennis ranking system.

GOAT Examples:

Clay GOAT - Borg

Tuneup GOAT - Lendl

Left-handed GOAT - Laver

Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang

Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic

Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras

Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net-

player GOAT - Becker

Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi

Peaking too early GOAT - Chang

Nearly-man GOAT - Henman

Journeyman who had one big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan

Happening Hair GOAT - Frank Dancevic

ass picking GOAT - Nadal

ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed

Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick

Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic

Can't-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :)

Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny

One-Match-Superman-At-Aussie-GOAT - Tsonga

Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian

Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg

Goat taco: Cantina los Caballitos;

Goat byryiani: Minar Palace;

Roast goat: my grandmother.

Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin

Miserable-Scottish-git GOAT - Murray

Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek

Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer

Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman

GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT)

Lazy Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline

See tennis, goat, talent, greatest, of, all, time, federer, sampras, sport