Goat Beard

What is Goat Beard?


1.

The patch of hair that resides on the territory between the boulders and brown star (The testicles and anus, for you medical students). This hair is scraggly, rough, and no matter how many times you wash it, always comes back to haunt your nostrils. Sometimes also referred to bathtub fart filter, nut mattress, polish tickler, or Willie Nelson.

"Last night I scrubbed my Grodack with Chore Boy, and my goat beard still smells like a Russian toilet."

See grodack, chode, grundle, pubic hair, testicles, anus, balls, ass


58

Random Words:

1. Ireland forever, used by Irish and the support of IRA forces. When someone is showing support for the Irish people and against the Brit..
1. Nigger form of groupies When a nigger is finished after a rap show he usually gets some niggatis to join him in his limo or tour van S..
1. An American subculture characterized by various aspects of indie, jazz, and alt-country. Preferences in music and art vary but are inva..