What is Goat Beard?
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The patch of hair that resides on the territory between the boulders and brown star (The testicles and anus, for you medical students). This hair is scraggly, rough, and no matter how many times you wash it, always comes back to haunt your nostrils. Sometimes also referred to bathtub fart filter, nut mattress, polish tickler, or Willie Nelson.
"Last night I scrubbed my Grodack with Chore Boy, and my goat beard still smells like a Russian toilet."
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the guch of a really really really fat man. its so big he cant tell if he was born a man or woman
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Used as an insult, Dudedwoski implies either being a peice of shit or a douche bag. Its kinda both rolled in one.
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