What is Goat Fuck?
1.
A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than
The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.
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2.
Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see
Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
3.
When you fuck a goat.
John: Wheres my goat?
Ryan: Why?
John: So I can go for a nice round of goat fuck.
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4.
A reaction one has when he knows when he or she will eventually get screwed. Or already has been screwed.
Hey how would you like to join us for dinner? I'll pay.
No thanks. Last time I got stuck with the bill and i was goat fucked.
