Goat Locker

What is Goat Locker?


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The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.

Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!


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