What is Goat Monger?
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If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11
Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
Geez I wish so and so wouldn't be such a goat monger.
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