What is Goat Monkey?
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When a person is so UGLY that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between SOMETHING with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.
Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?
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The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.
i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.
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The act of farting into one's "cupped" hand, then ushering the captured fart into an unsuspecting victims face, thus caus..
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Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.
Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?
Girl: Have you got a carava..
