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A Shit on the Chest with Cum Icing.
He gave her a Cleveland steamer? Nah man he one upped it and gave her a toaster Struedal!
See shit..
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Possibly using a passed out drunk guy. You soak his balls in tuna fish for about 20 minutes, then you proceed to lay him in a hammock on..
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Similar to the ass pirate, the queer buccaneer pillages asses on all bodies of water, particularly enjoying the sweet sweet tang of a sw..