What is Goatea?
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A tea made from dried out goat testicles placed in tea bags then
Or
The incorrect spelling of the word Goatee meaning a moustache and beard around the mouth. making the mouth resemble a pussy... see
Example 1
Me: Hey man
Man: Hey
Me: dude, u got a vagina on ur face
Man: thats cause i want to look like some kinda washed up boy band punk ass LOSER
Me: Well you pulled it off
Example 2
Farmer: Get me a glass of goatea muriel, im in the mood for some ball juice
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Random Words:
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1.) A reference to Mexican sweet bread that is bought at mom and pop grocery stores, bakeries, and or HEB's in south Texas.
2.) A ..
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n: phase of beard growth that exists between stubble and full beard. marked for patchy appearance and itchy texture.
1: shave, you look..
