Goatea

What is Goatea?


1.

A tea made from dried out goat testicles placed in tea bags then steepedin boiled or luke warm water. mmm good

Or

The incorrect spelling of the word Goatee meaning a moustache and beard around the mouth. making the mouth resemble a pussy... see goatee

Example 1

Me: Hey man

Man: Hey

Me: dude, u got a vagina on ur face

Man: thats cause i want to look like some kinda washed up boy band punk ass LOSER

Me: Well you pulled it off

Example 2

Farmer: Get me a glass of goatea muriel, im in the mood for some ball juice

See bagina, vagina, loser, goatie, pussy


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