What is Goatee?
1.
What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.
Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on slangdefine.
Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
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2.
A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.
Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?
Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?
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3.
What douches use to identify their douchebaggery. The safest way there is to make sure no member of the opposite sex whatsoever even thinks about you twice.
Girl #1 - Hey, look at that guy's goatee!
Girl #2 - Oh my god, he's so unfuckable!
Girl #1 - Yeah, what a douche!
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4.
also known as a prison pussy
As Mark deep throated Miguel, and Miguel withdrew he commented that Mark had a nice goatee aka prison pussy
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