What is Goatfuck?
1.
A monumental screwup
Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.
2.
All control is lost. Esp. concerning restaurant production.
There's 25 pizza's to make, 2 people making pizzas and the lobby is filling up with drunkards singing American Pie. The phones won't stop and the oven can't hold as many pizza's as have been sold....i.e. Total GoatFuck! At this point, you must "Baaaaah", there is no other option. The goat is creeping up on you. Watch your ass! Baaaaaahh.
Usually happens around 2:15am.
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3.
The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.
Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.
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4.
Situation involving chaos, crowding, confusion, and surprise; populous melee. Also
Go to Manhattan on Black Friday?!
YMBK! What a goatfuck!
I couldn't leave work because of the goatfuck the new deadline brought on.
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5.
Derogatory adjective describing remote, primitive, or chaotic location; probably an insinuation regarding the perceived sexual practices of the locals.
"Did you hear, John was sent out to the middle of the Gobi desert with his work? That's a real goatfuck posting"
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6.
Massive scrum of reporters, radio people, photographers on ladders, television cameras etc at a press conference. The goatfuck frequently takes on a life of its own as all participants heave around to get closer to the the object of their journalistic desire. This can lead to unseemly behaviour. (source R Liddle; Guardian)
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7.
The offspring of a hick and a sex offender.
Eric Benfiel is a goatfuck.
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