What is Goatfucker?
1.
a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
2.
A slur Theo Van Gogh used to describe militant Dutch immigrants from Muslim countries. Also sometimes used to describe Muslims in general.
"This is what our multicultural society has brought us: a climate of intimidation in which all sorts of goatfuckers can issue their threats freely."
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3.
One who enjoys sexual pleasure from goats.
Wow, he sure is a raging goatfucker!
4.
Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.
Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."
Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."
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5.
someone who fucks goats and flies planes into buildings; must be yelled out the window passing certain gas stations run by Arabs (okay, ALL gas stations)
"What's the sound?"
"Oh Ahmed Al-Marwa is back there fucking goats & watching airplane videos"
"Oh that goatfucker!"
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6.
A french quebecer who can't afford a date on his welfare leftovers.
Frenchtard on a saturday night gets lucky as a goatfucker.
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