Goatfucker Edit Meaning

1.

a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.

As in the following joke:

An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.

The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:

Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?

But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!

2.

A slur Theo Van Gogh used to describe militant Dutch immigrants from Muslim countries. Also sometimes used to describe Muslims in general.

"This is what our multicultural society has brought us: a climate of intimidation in which all sorts of goatfuckers can issue their threats freely."

See goat fuckers, goat fucker

3.

One who enjoys sexual pleasure from goats.

Wow, he sure is a raging goatfucker!

4.

Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.

Ancient Ex:

Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"

Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."

Current Ex:

Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"

Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."

See goatee, beard, facial hair, goat, mustache

5.

someone who fucks goats and flies planes into buildings; must be yelled out the window passing certain gas stations run by Arabs (okay, ALL gas stations)

"What's the sound?"

"Oh Ahmed Al-Marwa is back there fucking goats & watching airplane videos"

"Oh that goatfucker!"

See raghead, homosexual, terrorist, arabian, america-hater

6.

A french quebecer who can't afford a date on his welfare leftovers.

Frenchtard on a saturday night gets lucky as a goatfucker.

See idiot, moron, pervert, separatist