Goating

What is Goating?


1.

In an atmosphere of bonhomie, possibly at a party, a member of the group will put his glass to one side and suggest a spot of goating. The group will then drop trousers and pants and chase each other round the room, trying to stick their fingers up each others bottoms. It is recommended that particular attention to cleanliness is observed whilst making one's toilette.

The party really kicked off when Rappy suggested they all get goating.

2.

The act of putting ones balls behind their legs while mooning an unexpecting boy. If said boy looks at mooner, mooner may touch unexpecting boys butt twice.

Mostly used by near-homosexual football players.

"Matt spanked Dusty twice after goating him!"

See gay, homosexual, football players, balls, goating, goat

3.

A sexual act, whereby the male partner engages in intercourse with his female partner in the position known coloquially as "doggy". Upon organising themselves, the male partner will simultaneously thrust into his partner, while anally fisting her.

"Last night I went clay pigeon shooting, before goating your mom"

See anal fisting, sex, sexual positions, disgusting

4.

Goating - To goat. Gassing Over A Turd.

A particularly obnoxious and ripe smelling fart. General smells of excrement.

Goating: When you really need to poop, but there are no toilets around (or you can't be bothered) - and you also have to fart. So...you carefully fart around or permeate it through a turd. (Carefully...)

See goating, turd, fart, goat, goated

5.

Putting your balls under you ass when you moon someone screeming "GOAT!!!!"

Guy 1: Hey Justin?

Guy 2: Wuts up?

Guy 1: When I drive by this car "Goat'em"

Guy 2: Hells yeah!!!!

Guy 1&2: GOAT!!!!!

That's Goating

See ass, mooning, butt, buttox, buns

6.

The act of going into a public place ( usually a bar )with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending them a copy of the Goatse image. Looking around to find the target after the image has been sent is known as Goatspotting.

"When on a roadtrip, one thing to do is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"

"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"

7.

The act of going to a public place ( such as a bar ) with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending a copy of the Goatse image to them. This results in the device beeping and displaying the image, and the owner of the device most often overtly reacting.

" Dude, we totally goated about 10 people in that bar. The look son their faces! "

"One thing to do on a roadtrip is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"

See Goat Herder


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