Goatling

What is Goatling?


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a name for a baby goat. AKA a kid.

goatlings also are superheroes/ supervillians/ murderers. for the goatlings who like to murder, first they eat ur eylelids, then ur toes, then your ear hair. no one knows why but if u ever close enough to one to ask let me know wat u find out. they make a loud "BAAAAA" noise right before they attack so watch out.

Person 1: did u hear that?

Person 2: hear what?

Person 1: that baaaa noise..

Person 2: no man. what r u afraid the goatlings are gunna get u?

See goat, kids


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