What is Goatman?
1.
The man in the goatse.cx pictures.
Look! It's none other than goatman himself!
2.
The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.
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3.
A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.
I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!
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4.
A mythological creature that preys on young couples making out in cars, is known to reside in school buildings, churches, and teenagers basements.
Whatch out guys, its a fucking goatman!
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5.
one who is overly preppy,
"Yo D, lose the John Stockton shorts and the Croakies homeboy. You're turnin' goatman on us."
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