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when you shit on a chicks feet and she walks on your chest humming the imperial march tune from star wars
Last night my girlfriend deci..
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A small but well known catholic Boarding School in England where people with too much money send their arrogant boys and continue to thr..
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to masterbate while on the toilet
'wheres john and whats that noise?'
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'he went upstairs to toilet, I think hes ..