Goatum

What is Goatum?

A goatee type of shave pattern put on or around the male genetalia.

Damm man... Adam shaved his beans...

No way dude, he just trimmed his equipment up for a cleaner presentation. His chick digs a guy with a goatum.

Zewp

1. Surrogate word for everything and anything. Coincidentally, sounds great. I just zewped. Zewp that, yo. You're a fucking zewpgu..

Intentional Emoization

1. The process of intentionally changing oneself's personality to that of a whiney bastard, often in order to get laid. See also emoi..

The Maytag

1. putting a girls upper torso in the dryer and turning it on so the blades hit her in the head as you fuck her from behind last nite i ga..

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