What is Goblin Blumpkin?
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When a goblin women is giving a blumpkin and pushes the dude off and eats the poop.
Man: "so last night i met this chick i was so drunk and took her home. When i got home I had to take a poop so i made her suck my dick while i was pooping. Little did i know the beer wore off and she was really a goblin"
Other man: "DUDE YOU GOT A GOBLIN BLUMPKIN"
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When a man ejaculates on his partners facial area, causing a string of his own semen to hang from her nose resembling mucus.
Dude Tony ..
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Your stereotypical asian male ... short, fat, and alone ... always thinks about studying during the day and then rushes home to jerk off..
