Goblin Blumpkin

What is Goblin Blumpkin?


1.

When a goblin women is giving a blumpkin and pushes the dude off and eats the poop.

Man: "so last night i met this chick i was so drunk and took her home. When i got home I had to take a poop so i made her suck my dick while i was pooping. Little did i know the beer wore off and she was really a goblin"

Other man: "DUDE YOU GOT A GOBLIN BLUMPKIN"

See blumpkin, blump, maria, goblin, marc, gob, joe, sex, poop


36

Random Words:

1. some one who eats there own cum or sucks at life jetcock: man i would hate to be a w3b stinks: yea i that would suck as hard as walt ..
1. Made famous in Dirty Dancing when Johnny gets Baby for the final dance. She's sitting in the corner with her parents, who were mad ..
1. i crazy diluted person who goes on treasure hunts but accidentely steals peoples shit right out of ther assholes. Usually mentally retar..