Goblin Gear

What is Goblin Gear?


1.

When a woman wears so much make up that it not only looks disgusting, but that she might be wearing an 'armor' of make up at the same time. Usually the strategy of a girl who is both ugly and slutty to get more attention from men. Once in control of this 'gear', they suddenly feel that they are too good to talk people of their own social stature because now they are 'beautiful' (not realizing that they're still ugly). These ho's are often confused with orcs from the game World of Warcraft.

"Man that chick has been in the bathroom for 40 minutes!"

"Ya she's love her goblin gear."

"I can't believe she's too good to talk to me just because she wears goblin gear now."

"Hey Rick, did you and that GG end up leaving the club together last night?"

"Tommy, your girlfriend looks like my level 56 Orc Warrior."

"Hey fuck you kid. I can't help that she wears goblin gear."

See gg, ugly, slutty, slut, armor, knight, stallion, orc, world of warcraft, wow

2.

When a woman wears so much make up that it not only looks disgusting, but that she might be wearing an 'armor' of make up at the same time. Usually the strategy of a girl who is both ugly and slutty to get more attention from men. Once in control of this 'gear', they suddenly feel that they are too good to talk people of their own social stature because now they are 'beautiful' (not realizing that they're still ugly). These ho's are often confused with orcs from the game World of Warcraft.

"Man that chick has been in the bathroom for 40 minutes!"

"Ya she's love her goblin gear."

"I can't believe she's too good to talk to me just because she wears goblin gear now."

"Hey Rick, did you and that GG end up leaving the club together last night?"

"Tommy, your girlfriend looks like my level 56 Orc Warrior."

"Hey fuck you kid. I can't help that she wears goblin gear."

See gg, world of warcraft, wow, ugly, slut, goblin


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