What is Goblin Punch?
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A sexual manuever whereby a man's testicles penetrate his own anus, as propelled by another's fist.
Oh, gee whiz! I was making sweet hate to this guy and he kept screaming "Goblin Punch! Goblin Punch!" So I obliged. I'm telling you man, those nuts were so far up his ass it was awesome! Balls deep, baby...balls deep!
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..
