Goblin Pussy

What is Goblin Pussy?


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An ugly ass mother fucker, oringinating in Northwest San Antonio, Texas, who talks shit and plays mister innocent all the time. He enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the asshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherfucker. He stars in such movies as Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3, and 4, and Enchanted. There have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. They are virgins, and will always be. They drop drumsticks alot. When witnessing a goblin pussy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.

Sergio: hey you Goblin Pussy where did you park your glider this morning?

Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...

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