What is God Of War?
1.
like the greatest ps2 game of all time with good graphics, awesome gameplay, and lots of blood and guts. BUY THIS GAME.
1. Like whoa i've only played the game less than 10 seconds and i just ripped someone in half with my bare hands.
2. Like Omg I just like got on top of a minotaur and like freakin shoved my blades in his mouth till like 50% of his blood squirted out then when i got off he still wasnt dont bleeding.
3. Like Omg I just ripped medusas head off then turned someone to stone.
4. Like Omg there was this guy begging for his life patheticaly then I just torched him like a human sacrafice just to open the door.
5. Like Omg I just killed this woman by bending her in half backwards.
6. Like Omg if you beat this game you get a shit load of extras.
2.
A game where Kratos seems to be the only real god since the other Gods die more often than mortals themselves.
God of War
Ares: Kratos, youre just a mortal...
Kratos: stabs Ares right between the eyes STFU God of Faggots.
Ares: drops dead... AND bleeding... yeah, Gods do bleed
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