What is God Squad?
1.
Derisive name given to various religeous organisations that aggressively and proactively campaign for new members to spread their faith.
Don't answer the door. The God Squad is out there.
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Group of young Christians (usually born-agains) who act as a single entity in all things. If one wants to join a soccer team, for example, they all must. If one wants to go to the mall and hang out, they all must.
Members of the God Squad are, as all rampant Christians tend to be, pious and condescending, and will "quote scripture" at you, at the drop of a hat (or f-bomb). Being young, and "God's children" they are very sweet and nice, as long as you are white, straight, and believe in God. Otherwise you're burnin' in hell.
At social event:
Chap one: "Bloody hell! She's cute! I'm going in!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. Your worthy attempts at love will be fruitless, for she is in the God Squad!"
At soccer field:
Chap one: "I'm open! Pass the ball! Pass!! SHIT!!!"
God Squad member: "You're a poopy mouth. I shun you!"
At bar after the game:
Chap one: "Where's _____? Why doesn't she hang out with us?"
Chap two: "She's over in the non smoking section with the rest of the God Squad. They don't want to sit with us because we swear, smoke, and drink, and find everything we do offensive."
Chap one: "Ah. Fuck that, then."
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3.
"christians" that only hang out with other christians and make fun of people that are not christian. they are also best friends with jesus, but you can't be, only they can be. oh yeah, they're better than you at everything, especially life.
That dude that sits in the front of class with his bible proudly displayed on his desk, who won't give you the time of day unless your a known christian, and even then he acts like hes more righteous than you. He won't tell anybody about jesus because its a secret club that only he should be a part of.
4.
A group of christian teenager who try and convert people at their high school. They belive that gods way is the only way. They dont have sex till marrage and try to pervent others doing so, they wave bibles around and wave them in your face, think that they are above everyone else they suffer from the
The god squad at our school told us that they could lead us to god instead we showed them hell with the heels of our boots
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5.
Someone of such devout religiousness, they appear to be a member of God's brigade, known as the God Squad. Brings fear to the heart of many atheists. Members are often unfortunate-looking.
Watch out, the God Squad is coming for you!
Seriously, it's like every teacher at this school is a paid-up member of God Squad.
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a group of people consisting of st. mary's church youth who hang out at least 3 times a week, including wednesdays mostly. although they are in tune with God, most people can not recognize that this group of unrespectful, drama-filled, confident teenagers even know what the word God means. They call themselves the God Squad, and everyone else better watch out.
Hey mom, i was at the church today and the God Squad started a fight in the parking lot.
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a campus religious organization
She wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with the god squad. After all, she is a secularist.
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