God Told Me To

What is God Told Me To?

you hit your friends and when they are like wtf mate, you say "God told me to"

alex: WTF y did you punch me

other guy: God told me to

Drop And Go

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Noseblast

1. The unfortunate event that occurs when comsuming a beverage (milk, usually) and due to a joke or other funny event, the act of trying to..

Christ Puncher

1. One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Jerry Falwell and George W. Bu..

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