God Zipper

What is God Zipper?


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The rough area of a man's body between his anus and testicles. It manifests as a thin bumpy line of skin similar to a scar. Legend has it that when God created Adam, he stuffed him full of his internal organs and such, and stitched him up, leaving only a small scar behind his balls.

The God Zipper, also available on the Old Navy Hooded Fleece.

See god, zipper, anus, testicles, scar, stitch, adam


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