What is God-at-the-window?
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The video equivalent of St Elmo's fire. It occurs when windows and doorways in home camera footage are overexposed and thus bathed in light.
You can't see Aunt Emma's dress because she's caught in the God-at-the-window. Perhaps that's a blessing in disguise.
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Waking up in ANYPLACE other than your own dwelling with an old man present and your pants missing.
PERP: man i woke up this morning and..