What is Goddamns?
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The collective term used by the fucking French for their English opponents during the Hundred fucking Years War. Apparently due to the English being noted at the fucking time for swearing all the fucking time. Not much fucking change there, then. The frog crunching wankers probably got the fucking idea from hearing that old royal fucker Henry V begin his little speech to stir the lads before getting stuck in to the continental cunts. That was before Shakespeare softened the text for the delicate ears of the ladies:
« Once fucking more unto the fucking breach, you cunts, once fucking more, Or close the fucking wall up with our English dead! »
« I Say! Lord Percival! Did you see me spilt that goddamn Frenchie down the goddamn middle with me trusty broadsword? Frog’s legs all over the goddamn place. That will teach 'em to call us "goddamns! My word! By Jove! »
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