Godify

What is Godify?


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To make one's self or another appear omnipotent in a simulated setting; a movie, video game, etc.

Examples: All of Steven Seagal's movies. Chuck Norris Facts. The Chronicles of Riddick. Creating yourself in Madden with all 99's instead of making yourself the fat slob you are.

Person 1: "I heard Chuck Norris was so pissed off at how godified Angelina Jolie is in 'Wanted' that he roundhouse kicked every starving child in Africa."

Person 2: "That sounds like another Chuck Norris Fact. I'm going to go back to creating myself in Madden."

Person 1: "Hey, you weigh 325 pounds. There's no way you're a Quarterback with 99 speed. Quit trying to godify yourself, you fat bastard."

See unrealistic, omnipotent


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