What is Godiva?
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The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.
$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.
*makes a tiny nibble*
...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me
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