What is Godkin?
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Saying you have to work at home because you're waiting for some sort of service man to come by your house, but what you're really doing is slacking off and enjoying some sunny weather on your patio.
I told my boss I had to work from home 'cause the repairman was coming by the house, but I was really pulling a Godkin, and now I have this really bad sunburn.
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A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps
Tom: What the fuck was that?!..