Godnap

What is Godnap?

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It is exactly like being kidnapped, but the person doing said napping happens to be the member of a church who is hell bent on converting you.

To Godnap, To be Godnapped, I was Godnapping, He/She Godnaps

Yesterday I was eating lunch when some girl from the Catholic church came up to me and offered me free pizza if I came to church with her on Wednesday night. It was an attempted godnapping!

See kidnap, god, church, religion, christianity
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