God's Country

What is God's Country?


1.

Land so far out in the middle of nowhere that even the most basic artifacts of civilization are hard to come by.

Driver: "Ugh, that sign says 'Last Fuel for 250 miles', guess we better fill up!"

Passenger: "Yeah, welcome to God's Country"

See middle of nowhere, farming, hick, asscrackistan, bumfuck

2.

noun 1. Used to denote one U.S. State's superiority over the rest.

Wisconsin is God's Country--what other State has cheese curds and Brett Favre?

See wisconsin, god, allah, middle east, united states, us, midwest, east coast, west coast, new york, california, texas, illinois, minnesota, michigan, iowa, missouri, farmer, hick, religion, christianity, christian, goddess, jesus, jesus christ

3.

Apparently, a country that has been blessed by God.

It's what Alabama isn't, despite the amount of people in Alabama named Cleatus who proclaim "THIS IS GOD'S COUNTRY!!!!" after drinking 20 beers and fucking their sister. If Alabama truly is "God's country", then he must have really fucked up.

Yes, because "God's country" is obviously a place full of rednecks who take a shower once a year, drink more beer in one day than the average alcoholic does in an entire week, watch NASCAR because seeing cars going around in circles at 200 miles an hour for 3 hours is REALLY EXCITING (apparently), read the entire Bible in one night, and hate black people (though they still call them niggersbecause they can't get over the fact that they lost the Civil War and that segregation was abolished).

See alabama, redneck, bullshit, lie, christianity


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