God's Stitches

What is God's Stitches?

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

Philliam

1. A person who, despite having a small penis, is amazing at sex. Tom has a small penis, but is bad at sex, hence isn't a philliam. I..

Anti Lol

1. Someone who is so plain, uninteresting and generally ruins lollish times. Man 1: woo! this is a rave party! Woman 1: wanna hear a jok..

Turkpike

1. General ethnic slur — where all the Turks to drive 80 miles an hour. Also used in headlines of the Record Courier, quite possibly one of..

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