God's Stitches

What is God's Stitches?

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

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Fzark

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