God's Stitches

What is God's Stitches?

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

Uncontactable

1. Unable to contact; Lacking the ability to speak to, write to, drop a line to, email, get in touch with or other means of hollering at. ..

Keleaitis

1. Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to ..

Realitarianism

1. Religion based on PROVABLE reality. Based on the scientifically proven laws of nature. Based on statistical likiehood. I avoid certai..

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