God's Telephone

What is God's Telephone?

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

Vah Jay Jay

1. A way to say Vagina when you are trying to be polite about it. "Yeah, My girlfriend went to the Doctor. She was having Vah Jay Jay..

Oklahoma Switcharoo

1. When you go to teabag a young lady but instead give her your protruding hemorrhoids. Last night I gave my date the old Oklahoma switcha..

Leaving An Orphan

1. Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere el..

God's Telephone Edit Meaning