God's Telephone

What is God's Telephone?

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

Touches

1. See: molest. The rapist Kobes women and touches little children...

Opple

1. The fruit apple, as pronounced by people from the Black Country, West Midlands in England. Is that opple yours or can i eat it? See mi..

One Eyed Monster Worm

1. a very large gnarly cock little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture See cock, dic..

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