God's Telephone

What is God's Telephone?

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

Unnaccountability

1. When no one knows where you are, but everyone thinks you are somewhere, so no one looks for you. When no one needs you for anything, so..

Bacon Explosion

1. A woven mat of bacon, double wrapped around a log of Italian sausage, drenched in BBQ sauce and smoked for 3 hours. Wow, that Bacon Exp..

Golden Seat

1. perpetual dibs on a particular seat. does not apply just to vehicles - may be used anywhere. when you leave your seat, if you call gol..

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