God's Telephone

What is God's Telephone?

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

Jibend

1. The end of a males member Dude you're such a Jibend! See jib, jibend, man, hamster, unicorn..

Row Boatin

1. When a girl won't have sex with you, so you hit her in the face with an oar and rape her from behind. Dat bitch wouldn't give..

Loshing

1. The culination of licking and gnoshing to create a wet blow job. Usually performed on an engorged fallace... Cha Cha song optional.... ..

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