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STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.
I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water..
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As you already may know, "the windy city" was actually a phrase used by the city of Chicago to promote their breezey beaches. ..
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To disown your daughter.
My daughter was a slut at the derby by pleasuring herself publicly around horny dirty men, so i de-daughterize..