What is Godsmack?
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1. Name of an Alice in Chains song from the album Dirt.
2. A band that tries their hardest to emulate Alice in Chains by copying their vocals, logo, sound, album cover, album name, and even their transition to accoustic sound. However, the despite all this, they strongly deny they got their name from the Alice in Chains song despite copying everything else from them.
We thought of Godsmack when I got a cold sore and Sully said God smacked you for saying that stuff about my mother. I thought it was a pretty good lie. We also told my mom the boogie man ate the cookies in the cookie jar.
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Although it is the name of a band and Alice In Chains song. The true meaning behind Godsmack is a heroin overdose.
Its scary but to godsmack may well be the best way to get to heaven.
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A good band that has come a long way since their first album. They started as a tribute to Alice In Chains, and people bash them for it because of it even though it's actually pretty cool to do a tribute to such a band.
Unlike popular belief, Godsmack have more than one album, and none of their albums since "Godsmack" can be classified as Nu-Metal.
Have you noticed all the wannabe-hardcore posers that talk shit about Godsmack on teh internets without having even listened to their songs just because it makes them sound tough?
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unoriginal nu-metal band who have made a career of ripping off Alice In Chains and writing the same song over and over, enabling them to sell multi-platinum records to the brain dead disenchanted youth of America.
Gallant: "What the hell...this Godsmack song is exactly the same as the one that just came out 2 months ago..except instead of being "Keep Away From Me" this one's called "Don't Come Close To Me"
Goofus: SHut Up bRo... GoDsMack RuLz They R WiCcan and Ur Gay
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A disgusting post grunge band that idolizes and wants to be the band Alice in Chains. Look at the logo, that's not theirs. That's Layne's. He made that, and they ripped him off! Also, look at their album covers and names. Faceless? There's an Alice in Chains album called Facelift. Coincidence? I think not. Look at their All Wound Up cover. It looks alot like Alice in Chains' Dirt album cover. They also made an acoustic EP called "The Other Side" that sounds alot like Alice in Chains' Jar of Flies. Suspicious? Yep. And finally, where did they get the name Godsmack from? That's right, Alice in Chains' song God Smack off the Dirt album. Don't believe me? Look it up. Also the lead vocalist looks and tries to sound like Layne Staley. Hah, he only wishes he was that good.
"It happened at rehearsal when our drummer came in with a big cold sore on his lip. I was making fun of him all day because we had a photo shoot coming up. And then the next day when I came in, I had a big cold sore on my lip. So my guitar player said, "See, God just smacked you for making fun of him." - Godsmack.
You expect us to believe that, Godsmack?...
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1) To die of an overdose of drugs, typcially heroin.
2) In the tech industry, when karma pays back a system administrator (sysadmin) who generally thinks they are a computer god, by royally screwing up a computer with a simple task or software installation.
1) Jim Bo was a heavy user of heroin and he finally got godsmacked.
2) Charlie in IT operations installed an encryption program for us without reading the instructions as usual. He immediately was godsmacked when he rebooted and had to rebuild the whole system.
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1. A heavy metal group from Boston Massachusetts who, although they draw liberally from the former Seattle-based grunge/heavy metal group Alice in Chains, does not come close to approaching their level of artistry, gothic atmosphere, and musical virtuosity. Instead, they come off as posers using a formula to get rich, a group fronted by Sully Erna, who is perhaps the biggest tool in the music industry right now.
John says, "Hmmmmm, that song sounds like it's by Alice in Chains, except the lyrics are infantile, the lead guitar sounds like it's being played by a robot, the lead singer is an idiot, and it sucks!"
Jane replies, "Silly John, that isn't Alice in Chains, that's Godsmack!"
