What is Goff?
1.
How retards wearing burbury pronounce "goth"
"eh hes wearin jeans...GOFF!"
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2.
word used by townies or genral idiots, directed at anyone who wears anything black, or anything for that matter without a slogan stamped across it.
<a few alternatives are walking down a street, pass a crew of townies on the corner, go round the corner, then a few hundren meters on....>
Townie drone #1: FUKKIN' GOFFS
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3.
1. Anyone who isn't a moronic, racist, squalor dwelling wanker in the middle of Blackbyrd Leys counil estate Oxford.
2. Anyone who's hair is over half an inch long.
"'Ere mate, your wearing a dark blue jumper...GOFFIC!!!"
4.
A word generally used by
(A "goff" walks past a group of chavs outside McDonalds. "Goff" keeps his/her eyes down and keeps walking)
Chav 1: What yous looking at?
Chav 2: You wanna make something of that, you dirty little goff.
("goff" keeps walking - chavs lose interest)
5.
How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"
Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!
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6.
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An label used by ignorant people to taunt, and stereotype others of the teenage media gothic subculture
"GOFF!!"
"Dont talk to me you goff."
7.
A descriptive word, slang pronounciation of the word 'Goth' or Gothic' used by juvenile delinquents in the U.K known as Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs and any other undereducated folk that cannot grasp the Egnlish language. Used to label those whom express themselves without designer logos, wear black and/or listen to alternative types of music.
Chav: 'Fecking goff. Ugly mingers'
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'