Goffa

What is Goffa?


1.

noun

Australian military slang for soft drinks/soda pop.

I could do with a goffa you got any cokes left?

Fred has piles of goffas at least a slab of coke and one of sprite

2.

Derogatory. A mentally handicapped person, a retard.

Possibly derived from the name of Heol Goffa ' Special' School in Llanelli, South Wales, however its use has spread much further afield.

Its use can be accompanied by a special hand gesture and jib to emphasise the point:

The jib is accomplished by placing your tongue in front of your bottom teeth and pushing your bottom lip outwards, and crossing your eyes.

The hand gesture consists simply of slapping the back of one limp hand with the other.

Person 1: Shit, I just locked my keys in the car.

Person 2: Hur hur, you goffa! *pulls face and slaps hand*

See retard, retarded, short bus, slow

3.

spazspastic retard

hahaha, you goffa (to colleague as he commits an act of idiocy)

See Pete

4.

Is also a military (navy) word for salute.

Chucked the officer a goffa


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