Goffic

What is Goffic?


1.

the pronounciation used by any common twat wearing super skin tight burberry tops and adidas tracksuit trousers.

goffics are considered to be anyone who chooses to wear a remotely dark colour, usually labelled by townies, usually by the townies that choose to throw stones from afar instead of actually put themselves at risk of retalliation

also labelled: "crusties" or "goffs"

for the information of the good of the commoner who reads this... gothic is a style of writing, or design, a goth is a person who chooses to dress in gothic period clothing. they do not want to eat you, they do not want to put you under a spell, and they do not want you to pick fight or throw stones at them

uuurgh goffics, fuckin Do 'Em!

See shrug

2.

How assholes pronounce 'gothic'.

Preppy girl: Eww! Your a goth! Your soo goffic!

Goth girl: *sigh* It's GOTHIC. Idiot.

Preppy girl: Whatever! Your boyfriend is ugly!

Goth girl: I WANT TO DIE! *cries and runs away*

See goff, goth, idiot, school, bully

3.

goffic: one who is a try-hardgoth or gothic.

Example 1: Internet goffic says- Look at my icon... I'm so dark and gothy *broods*

Example 2: real-life goffic says- I dyed my hair black and listen to metal and watch buffy and I have a blood fetish and I'm totally hardxcore... let's go sacrifice some goats!

See goffic, wigga, egg, gothic, emo, try-hard


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