What is Goffix?
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Another term for 'goth' of 'goff'. Mostly used by your basic Chav or Scall. Usually used as an insult but most times the subject fails miserably. The term is generally laughed at by all folk who are classed as 'goffix'
"Are you a goffix?"
"Eee, your goffix. Ya make me pyar sick"
"Ya dirty goffix!!"
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