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A freeway for elves, near the north pole.
Dude! The Elkimstock is so much faster than I-69!..
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One sexy cat with a bit of a twisted mood.
Good morning frumpy muffins! (said as the cat awakes with a frown...
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Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered
Dude you are totally hoff drunk!
See david, hasselhoff, hoff..