What is Gog?
1.
(esp. in Scouse) person from North Wales
(pos orig from Welsh "goggledd" = North)
the pub was full of fuckin Gogs
2.
A person from the northern half of Wales. Descendant from Apes. Recently. Like, last week.
Give a Gog a Banana and he's happy.
3.
It stands for galore of giggles. It is the exact same as LOL, but a newer version that is not overused.
I had sex with my girlfriend today, GOG!
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4.
'Gog' person of north walian decent from the Welsh word 'Gogledd' as opposed to 'fuckwit' used to describe South Walians.
North or south Wales?
North.
Gog then?
yep, you?
Nope, from the south me, i'm a fuckwit.
too right you are
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5.
a grumpy old git/grandma, we made it up so we can talk about our friend behind her back
you are a gog
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6.
A loud , opinionated , bullshitter usually from the valleys of Wales .
Q . How will I know if I am in contact with a "GOG"?
A . You will be engaged by a fellow (usually called Alun )
who will proceed to tell you how he has coached world class rugby players , caught fish the size of Moby Dick , flown an aircraft for 80 hours (more than Douglas Bader ), been a rally driving champion, owned thirty two dogs and claims that when he worked for a now defunct Ford garage he was the Parts Manager when he was really the van monkey like postman Pat driving around the shire .
Q . Should I be worried on meeting a GOG ?
A . No , just ignore his tyrade of shit and he will fuck off .
Q . How will I know if he s lying ?
A . His eyes will be open and his lips moving .
Q . What will he look like ?
A . He will be of smart apperance but will have a wonky eye , a fucked up hand and a metal plate in the back of his head ( apparently gained from an encounter with the Turpitz !)
1 Oi ! GOG fuck off back to your cave/van !
2 Run GOG is coming !
3 looks like we re in for some GOG tales of the unexpected
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7.
GOG = Great Old Games , is used like a gamers divinity.
<1> GOG! , 1 L0V3 SC2 </1>
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